Thursday, September 4, 2008

Who's Happy in Today's World - Men or Women???

Sometimes I wish I was a guy... Hey, I m not an MCP or those anti-feminist sorts... but somehow i feel that life is much easier for men...dont u think so?This is wat i read somewhere...Why is it better to be a male and my views for them

  1. Your last name stays put (Unless you are Sonia Garware whose surname inspite of innumerable marriages has remained the same.)
  2. Wedding plans take care of themselves. (Why do you need to worry where unlike us females you would gladly let ur parents do all the shopping for you and your would be? Why are we females so finicky about wat to wear and wat goes with wat)
  3. Chocolate is just another snack.(Which you could hog in a go unlike us, who relish each and every bit of it knowing how many meals would be skipped to compensate for the calories put on)
  4. You can be President without the people talking and bitching about you.( Atleast now that doesnt stand true in India...Now even if we dont hold the front seat, everybody knows who's driving)
  5. You can never be pregnant and u never get to know wat PMS or Labour Pain is ( And you guys its so very macho of you not to cry for a broken nail or a bruise...Why dont you try facing half of wat we actually can manage to bear)
  6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.( Well, I compensate for that by wearing it to showers or ladies batch in Swimming Pools and my Aqua-Aerobics Classes)
  7. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (That doesn't sound very fetching to me...I wouldnt like that personally...Although i like somewat hairy men..but anil kapoor types and Shahrukh types are a complete No-No)
  8. The world is your urinal.(I understand that wen you gotta go, You gottaa go...but then imagine being in our position. You wouldnt be able to make those stances and positions that we DO to control it...)
  9. Wrinkles add character.(I personally find that would count me as one amongst the wise and elegant ladies but then a Botox no matter how old i look would be a complete no for me.)
  10. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.(Unless, you are a model for Jockey underwear,nobody wud stare at the male private parts)
  11. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.... (Wow!!! u guys are sooooo rough and tough but then thats why you all neva get a chance to get into the CRACK or any foot-cream ads.)
  12. One mood all the time. (So wat??? We are privileged and we have rights to change our mood weneva we want.No wonder we are considered so enigmatic and u all men, so boring !!)
  13. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.(Thats shows how intellectual you are with nothing to talk about)
  14. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.(Wish you had a wonderful choice for wardrobes even you wud be dying to take them all)
  15. You can open all your own jars (Thank us for the exercise we give you otherwise you all wud be roaming around with flab and one-packs)
  16. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.(Now you know wat we expect from you....Nothing)
  17. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. (Self-Esteem and Self-Respect are things of past maybe for you all....For us,it matters a lot, my dears!!!)
  18. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.(he he he...and that too wat NICE varities..with and without pockets)
  19. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (Must suit your wardrobe which is or would be equally sparse)
  20. You almost never have strap problems in public.( But wat about scratching ur crotch and ur underwear elastic probs)
  21. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.(Yes with eyes on us all the while,you've got to be oblivious to your own self)
  22. Everything on your face stays its original color.(But how many look at it this boring unicolor schema designed by nature?)
  23. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.( Thats why Fashionistas never care to introduce hairstyles for men and we are the ones coz of whom the likes of Alim, Habib thrive)
  24. You only have to shave your face and neck. (And you create a fuss for that...ever wonder how it would feel to see us in hairy arms,legs and even bikini-lines)
  25. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.(And who looks at them,anyways?)
  26. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.(Go down to such depths just to save 15 bucks on a decent nail-cutter? Gross!! )
  27. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. (Cleanliness is next to Godliness)

No wonder men are happier and we ladies,The Happiest... :) Jokes, apart...Somehow,no matter how much i cry about the lack of freedom i get compared to the guys, i secretly in the corner of my heart love the security,pampering and footage we get being ladies...

1 comment:

SSSM said...

Nobody can beat u in ur 'creativity' and 'thoughts'.